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DEEP THOUGHTS FROM DR. MIKE

Post-holiday and Y2K musings:

n We should plan a worldwide New Year’s bash every year. That way there wouldn’t be time to start wars!

n With two millennia behind us, perhaps we can get this one right.

n How bad is the flu epidemic? It is soo bad that there are reports of supermarket shelves stripped bare of chicken soup. Wife Mimi did, however, find an “herbal chicken soup” in the analgesic section.

n When I went holiday shopping with Mimi and daughter Jennifer, I bought the first item I noticed at the first store. They had to see everything at every place. When it comes to “malling,” men are from Mercury and women shop the galaxy!

n Has anyone noticed the absence of men’s cotton turtlenecks at the department stores this season? Rumor has it that the turtles complained about looking like humans!

n Hans Preger did his usual culinary magic at the Ritz Brothers’ New Year’s Eve party. Most humorous event at our table: A guest who keeps kosher asked if he could substitute for the shrimp-lobster-crab cocktail. The well-meaning waitress brought him melon wrapped in ham!

Glueck is a flu-free Newport Beach doctor, writer and corporate consultant.

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