n Believe it or not, cars in Newport Beach do brake for pedestrians , a mamma Mallard duck with her babies in tow, as it so happened in the intersection of Westcliff and Highland the other day.
n Saw a guy in a huge SUV “walking” his dog,on a leash hanging out the left side window. Thank goodness, he was driving slowly.
n I recently brought home a package of ground coffee and set it on the entry hall washing machine. The coffee disappeared and I haven’t been able to find it. But my clothes are smelling like Starbucks and I stay awake thinking about it.
n Rage in Newport: At the corner shopping center one coffee drinker literally threw out another who spoke rudely to an employee,caffeine rage! Two customers got into a fist-and-kick fight over a parking space,parking rage! Three supermarket employees chased a food thief through the parking lot,price rage! All this occurred during a full moon.
n Yeah, like I said all along, dem Angels just have too much pitching this year
Glueck is a Newport Beach doctor, writer and corporate consultant.
