A comedy bit tells of a fictional inventor who “created a soft drink called 4-Up” that went through several iterations—“5-Up, 6-Up”—but never caught on, and the man “gave up and died, brokenhearted”—followed by a pause and the punchline, “Little did he know how close he came...

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