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Deep thoughts from Mike

n Believe it or not, cars in Newport Beach do brake for pedestrians , a mamma Mallard duck with her babies in tow, as it so happened in the intersection of Westcliff and Highland the other day.

n Saw a guy in a huge SUV “walking” his dog,on a leash hanging out the left side window. Thank goodness, he was driving slowly.

n I recently brought home a package of ground coffee and set it on the entry hall washing machine. The coffee disappeared and I haven’t been able to find it. But my clothes are smelling like Starbucks and I stay awake thinking about it.

n Rage in Newport: At the corner shopping center one coffee drinker literally threw out another who spoke rudely to an employee,caffeine rage! Two customers got into a fist-and-kick fight over a parking space,parking rage! Three supermarket employees chased a food thief through the parking lot,price rage! All this occurred during a full moon.

n Yeah, like I said all along, dem Angels just have too much pitching this year

Glueck is a Newport Beach doctor, writer and corporate consultant.

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